dontgetwisewithme:

Cuddling with a hand full of titty

(via dopeduckie)

an0nymz:

succyfunhouse:

memes–memes:

you ain’t grading a college paper

Do this for any company that asks you to review their employees always.

You wouldn’t believe the number of times I swear I get 4/5 star ratings at my job just because the way people think is “well 5/5 means perfect and nobody’s perfect, 4/5 is good!”
The company I work for doesn’t understand this common mentality at all, and will let people go over not having consistent enough 5/5 ratings. Obviously they don’t inform the customers of that.

(via heart)

dontgetwisewithme:

Spank her. Cum in her. Hold her. Make her laugh.

(via flowersinthepavementt)

phoneus:

goldenpoc:

goldenpoc:

sexynakedblackguy:

I need to choke someone…. with my hands and dick…

how u gonna choke someone with ya dick

oh wait… i think i get it

like a boa constrictor

(via lost-and-fading98)

(Source: chingaaatumadre, via ahotcuppatea)